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On the next season of the Walking Dead.. (Taken with instagram)
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It’s getting harder to fake it.
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NotesZooey Deschanel: Is that rain? Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered! Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up. Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow. Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell. Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing. Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. Zooey Deschanel: *dances* Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. -
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Yes! (Taken with instagram)
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Notes[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]56 playsThe Rolling Stones- The Last Time
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Note to Chicago restaurant/bar patrons: what you see (on Yelp) is not always what you get!
(via staceyjoy:flavorpill)
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Unless I keep evolving, I get depressed
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I should just stop having opinions publicly because, inevitably, it ends with some fucking 15-year-old calling me a “bitch” or “cunt” and me wanting to call their parents and/or rage-punt them into the sun.
(Source: delacroix)
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these commercials win… even if our two favorite ball clubs don’t always!
Go Sox? Go Cubs?
jasmined:(h/t Chicagoist)
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Women should keep their feminine features..
As I was afraid to even write this because women may take this the wrong way.....
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Let it be known, I like this fucker’s name. But I didn’t write the post. I like vagina.
JustAJoe1I read through some of these...
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Anonymous asked: God bless you and your decolletage
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This is soooo classy. I’m serious. Best way to say “nice tits” ever.
You win. Please pm me your identity so I can thank you!
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Poor, realistic Mario…
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Question: What advice would you give to a fitness enthusiast that wants to A.) Build muscle B.) Lose fat & C.) General Supplement recommendations?
